If what she were describing was my next show at Cheap Laughs Monday at P.J. O'Brien's and if she were using the archaic English meaning of the term topless - namely "without rival or peer or equal".  Because when it comes to free admission open mic comedy shows happening at 9pm on Monday, October 22nd, 2012, on Colbourne Street, they don't get much better than this one.  It's a really small street.  All details on gigs page. Would love to see you out!

In a couple of weeks I hope to recap whether tricking girls to your site with pug puppies works better than tricking pervy guys to your site with photos of Kate (there will be chart(s) and/or graph(s)).